inspiration:
bbSask
earmeat:
zamm
2015∙11∙06 GDT: Rockie Mountain Low: Cryptid Corner. Blackhawks vs Who Are These Guys. Seriously, Who Are These Guys? GO HAWKS!!
Dorp translation: Boring boring boring team. Used to be Colorado Rockies, I didn't know baseball teams could become hockey teams but whatever, Bettman. They got named for a mythical creature resembling Taylor Hall, i.e. horse faced... That reminds me of the old days at SCH when I got excoriated by unnamed flightless birds for saying Taylor Hall looks like a horse because it hurt flightless bird's feels... Apparently flightless birds got horse faces, who knew. Back to the topic, I got Fuck all to say about the NJD. Don't even feel like saying Fuck them. GO HAWKS!
Let's go, Hawks!
