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2015∙11∙18 GDT: I See Dumb People: The Sixth First Overall Pick. Blackhawks vs No One Cares. Literally No One. Literally. GO HAWKS!!

Dorp translation: Like who wants to write about the fucking Oilers again? Crappy for decades, no end in sight to their amazing, unbelievable, futility. They fired one fuckwit and hired CHIARELLI??! Ok that's going nowhere. Dumb owners! Starting with Pete Pocklington who GAVE AWAY WAYNE GRETZKY then had his mom's name literally scraped off the Stanley Cup by Gary Bettman. True story. Current owner Daryl Katz is super rich and has a hilariously funny looking kid who follows him everywhere. Google it. And he hired CHIARELLI!! So that's it, no one cares about this team and no one's reading this far anyway so clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome clitsome...clitsome clitsome clitsome. GO HAWKS!!

inspiration: bbSask
earmeat:   zamm