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2015∙12∙03 CHI@OTT GDT: No Reason to Fear Pink: Melnyk’s Liver. Blackhawks vs /ˈɒtəwɑː//ˈsen.ə.tər/ GO HAWKS!!

Dorp translation: That quote it from Alfie. Figure it out. Yes, yes, I STOLE the linguistic disambiguation from Wikipedia. I did it. Now Lieutenant Dorp need not carry out an investigation as to the educational basis for my writing umlauts and glottal stops. Thief. Anyway, we all know I have fought fiercely against linguistic determinism alongside Alvino Fantini and his Italian School. Dorp, on the other hand clearly follows the teachings of Stephen C. Levinson at the Max Planck Institute for Psycholinguistics in Nijmegen, The Netherlands. But I digress. Ottawa sucks so bad their owner drank himself into a new liver, which he got on Craigslist apparently. Canadians are up in arms about advertising for new livers, just because you’re famous and rich. I mean, we’re all going to have fucked livers just living here drinking Molson’s. GO HAWKS!!

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