2015●03●08Q: Are we not (Wo)Men?A: We are Tevo/TimoIFF: We are Tevo/TimoThe AV Club presents Silence of the Lambs live at the Jordan 23 Multiplex with the continuing premier of a Modest Proposal: The Social Media EventThe Minutiae &

Mundane

• Time: 06:30 PM CST
• TV: NBCSN (timmad
  dog)
• Radio: WGN 720
  Amplitude Modulation
• Buzz-zzzzzzzzzzzz
• Game
  stats for your mindhole
• The “Something could happen” and/or other
  things Q says
• They’re rested
• What the local dunderheads are
  thinking

2015●03●07
It’s the weekend. Everybody’s working
for it. Because they want a second chance and a new romance. Everybody.
That means you.

You robots.

Words

• The belt
• they never miss a
  promotion
• and bling
  squared
• B-rad for now
• Saint Louis Blackhawks?
  I just threw up a lotta bit in my mouth
• Mind Bullets

It’s a win. Not great, but still +2. Excitement level: Vermicelli Pasta!

2015●03●06: There’s a hockey game on tonight. The Chicago bbBlackhawks

are playing against the Edmonton Oiler concussion mump ponies. Please win,
Chicago hockey players, then I don’t have to fill in a hurt feelings
report. Thanks, guys.

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The
Minutiae & Mundane

• Time: 07:30 PM CST
• TV:
  CSN+, RSEO
• Radio: WGN 720
  Amplitude Modulation
• Buzz-zzzzzzzzzzzz
• The Oilers shun Teuvo too
• Copper?
  That’s totally orange

2015●03●06
The waiting has been the hardest
part

Words

• Timmo is lock in step with One
  Goal
• Nordy to the PK
• Kimmo wants a cup
• You don’t say…
• Least likely
  state for this to actually work
  in

2015●03●05
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they’re girls
Who do girls like they’re boys
Always should be someone, you really love

Words

• Let’s just
  pretend it never happened
• Desjardins is excited, sits
  on bench (warning: autoplay)
• Seabrook, Keith
• Vermette likes Chelsea Dagger now
• In case you didn’t
  get enough already

2015●03●04
With so many days until a game. We’re
going to be really bored. Like reeeeeeeeaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy
bored.

What are WORDS for if
nobody listens anymore?

• Mad as hell
  and not taking it anymore
• Intent
  to score
• He also
  had to skate both ways back then–ON ICE even
• Talk about Knee Jerks…
• The
  Year Without a Raanta Trade Clause
• We’re
  number 2!
• Is
  this any good?
• I
  guess…

2015●03●03

Words

• In case you didn’t have enough
• and don’t look back, someone is gaining on you
• Infusion
• They may win a Cup but they are still losers
• and the prices are still too high
• and see Smith is better than those guys StanBo got…

2015●03●02: Hawkcoyoteflyersharkcatdog do the Baby Lambo Limbo: Hawks vs. Shitty WHA Team. GO HAWKS!!The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 07:30 PM CSTTV: CSN-CH, FSCRRadio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBuzz-zzzzzzzzzzzzGame stats for your mindholeThe “Something could happen” and/or other things Q saysCanes preview page (who are these guys?)At least one of the Carolinas is probably involvedPotent PotablesOur new Old Guy™ after his first Hawks practiceVermette conference call (warning: boring)More on Timonen and Vermette, and notesGood-bye Smitty, hello AndyThe running tab of trade activity

Blackhawks’ Draft Pick Tracker

Rozsival looks for Q’s favorite thing: consistency

I think we all really wanna know:

2015●03●02
Welcome, dear Reader, to this choose
your own adventure trade version of the links! You are a young hockey
player. Your GM (who smells of whiskey, hatred and desperation) approaches
with a shit eating grin on his face. He pats you on the back and says, “You
done good, kid. We liked you lots. But we had to move on. Good luck… just
not against us… heh heh heh (*hack* *cough*).” You say, “Thanks, big guy.
I’ll always remember my time here…” (Now, choose an option
below)

Words

• And you think to yourself, “Thank
  sweet Jeebus I’m out of Edmonton.”
• And you think to yourself, “Bill
  Burr was right.”
• And you think to yourself, “Is
  Mike Keenan still there?”
• And you think to yourself,
  “Babcock is no Q, but he’ll do.”
• And you think to yourself, “Meh.
  Even I don’t really care about this.”
• And you think to yourself,
  “HAHAHAHAHAHA.”
• Vermette.
  TCI.
• Vermette
  excited.