Back for more punishment.

It doesn’t really matter that much, you know. It’s all good.

2 points. In celebration, chi started a fantasy Frozen Four league. I’ve joined as well, which makes it two of us, so basically a sad Wednesday afternoon at a cheap strip club. We’ll need some friends:

You know what…Hawks won. Still need to ring that bell in celebration…

2015●03●23: NOAA Alert: These Guys Suck. Badly. Blackhawks vs Ugly Staal and Deliverance Eyes Staal. GO HAWKS!!Today provides a good excuse (not that I feel any is needed) for some Flatt and ScruggsThe Minutiae & MundaneTime: 06:00 PM CSTTV: CSN-CH, FS-CRRadio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!The Press Kit: So many pages…Friggin’ QFriggin’ CanesFriggin’, uh, who knowsPotent PotablesThe view from above (warning: autoplay)Nobody likes winning more than himHe doesn’t even mention suckingD0LLAR$ (warning: autoplay)Will he bring another lockout with him?This was a lose-lose situation (warning: autoplay)

March 23, 2015

The Magic Sask drove his sleek broadcast
seeder/ over the Saskatoon town line/ Barefoot girl sitting on the hood of
a drip irrigation system/ drinking warm beer in the freezing Saskatchewan
rain/ the bbSask pulls into town, rolls up his pants/ and together they
take a stab at romance/ and disappear down Moose Jaw Lane.


This post should suffice until The_FFF saves us with a GDT. I’ll be at the game hopefully bringing everyone more joy than this.

And now, no Hawks games until Saturday!


Excellent hockey game with only one goal is like a classic song with no instruments. I guess. Work with me here…

2015●03●18: Where Did You Learn To Trade, You Stupid Fucking Cunt: Glen

Garry Glen Sather. Blackhawks vs I Hate Cablevision. GO

The Minutiae &

Winning is kind of a great thing. Here’s the GWG:


No Leadpipe, eh? At least we have the
decency to keep Kane out of the lineup so the match up is more fair. I mean
Kane is no Leddy, but it’s the best we can do. Speaking of when will the
playoffs get here (although I will be seeing the Kaneless play the
Seguinless this weekend):


March 16, 2015

Hawks won. Thunderdome Thunderdomed. BHH
made a cool video. It was a good weekend.


And there are supposed to be two photos. Effing Tumblr.

Do you know what “nemesis” means? A
righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.


There’s a game today, isn’t there? Of course it’s the last one of the night.

Here’s a long video for you. It sounds like my youth. Especially the little diddy starting at 8:50. Probably more like the 48:35 mark. There’s no Kathleen Lynch dancing around nude and destroying everything a young boy expects from the world. Maybe the video is less distorted than real life.


It’s the weekend. Everybody’s working
for it. Because they want a second chance and a new romance. Everybody.
That means you.

You robots.


It’s a win. Not great, but still +2. Excitement level: Vermicelli Pasta!

2015●03●06: There’s a hockey game on tonight. The Chicago bbBlackhawks

are playing against the Edmonton Oiler concussion mump ponies. Please win,
Chicago hockey players, then I don’t have to fill in a hurt feelings
report. Thanks, guys.

Minutiae & Mundane

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they’re girls
Who do girls like they’re boys
Always should be someone, you really love


With so many days until a game. We’re
going to be really bored. Like reeeeeeeeaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy

What are WORDS for if
nobody listens anymore?



2015●03●02: Hawkcoyoteflyersharkcatdog do the Baby Lambo Limbo: Hawks vs. Shitty WHA Team. GO HAWKS!!The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 07:30 PM CSTTV: CSN-CH, FSCRRadio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBuzz-zzzzzzzzzzzzGame stats for your mindholeThe “Something could happen” and/or other things Q saysCanes preview page (who are these guys?)At least one of the Carolinas is probably involvedPotent PotablesOur new Old Guy™ after his first Hawks practiceVermette conference call (warning: boring)More on Timonen and Vermette, and notesGood-bye Smitty, hello AndyThe running tab of trade activity

  • Blackhawks’ Draft Pick Tracker
  • Rozsival looks for Q’s favorite thing: consistency
  • I think we all really wanna know:

  • 2015●03●02
    Welcome, dear Reader, to this choose
    your own adventure trade version of the links! You are a young hockey
    player. Your GM (who smells of whiskey, hatred and desperation) approaches
    with a shit eating grin on his face. He pats you on the back and says, “You
    done good, kid. We liked you lots. But we had to move on. Good luck… just
    not against us… heh heh heh (*hack* *cough*).” You say, “Thanks, big guy.
    I’ll always remember my time here…” (Now, choose an option