2015●04●01
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2015●03●30: Dactylic Hexameter of the Damned: Tarnish of The Silver Age. Blackhawks vs Bleeding Black. GO HAWKS!!The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 7:30 PMTV: CSN-CH, NBCSNRadio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!The Press Kit: So many pages…Optional morning skate so no post-practice video. Here’s Toews’s game-winner from last nightSourpuss talks about Carter’s “package” among other thingsHeh heh “jewels”Potent PotablesABroad’s back! Other things happened elsewhere!Today’s playoffs pictureBut they’re old and slow!Next time move the phone a little farther away (video)Please don’t mention “the Kings’ D” again (warning: autoplay)Powder wants to playMassive Forehead Dented
March 30, 2015
2015●03●30
Toews isn’t normal. He’s: a. a hero; b.
a closer; c. not a quitter; d. awesome at his job; e. all of the above and
more.
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2015●03●29: South of the Wall, North of the Neck: House Dustin’s
Ironborn. Blackhawks vs Manitoba Snow Bastards. GO HAWKS!!
The
Minutiae & MundaneTime: 7:30pmTV:
CSN-CH
Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!
Kit: So many pages…
Q at morning skate today, no practice yesterday, so here’s Q’s postgame
from Friday
frozen
Hearts
2015●03●27: **INSERT BLOW-JOB JOKE**:** INSERT RICK NASH WIENER JOKE**.
Blackhawks vs Crappy Expansion Team In The Middle of Nowhere. GO
HAWKS!!
The Minutiae &
Mundane
- Time: 7:30pm
- TV: CSN-CH
- Radio: WGN 720 Amplitude Modulation
- BH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!
- The Press Kit: So many pages…
- We’re
not coasting to the playoffs. Honest. - We’re not
coasting to the offseason. Honest. - The Ol’ Grey Cannon Ain’t What It Used to
be
2015●03●25: Proteau Typed: Yes, lazy fuckers you have to click a link. Blackhawks vs Dehumanized Hypersexualized Meat Product Consumers. GO HAWKS!!The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 07:00 PM CSTTV: NBCSN, TVARadio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!The Press Kit: So many pages…Qings!Flying things!Give my regardsPotent PotablesTimo talksThe view from above (warning: autoplay)All the updates you probably ever wantedOnly 90 miles away!There’s no going back (warning: autoplay)How are these guys not the same person?Everyone’s seen this already, right?
2 points. In celebration, chi started a fantasy Frozen Four league. I’ve joined as well, which makes it two of us, so basically a sad Wednesday afternoon at a cheap strip club. We’ll need some friends:
- go here: http://thesecondseason.com/college-hockey/user_type.php
- choose: Join an Existing League
- League: Thunderdome
- ID: 1069
- Password: Blackhawks
You know what…Hawks won. Still need to ring that bell in celebration…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ&t=45
2015●03●23: NOAA Alert: These Guys Suck. Badly. Blackhawks vs Ugly Staal and Deliverance Eyes Staal. GO HAWKS!!Today provides a good excuse (not that I feel any is needed) for some Flatt and ScruggsThe Minutiae & MundaneTime: 06:00 PM CSTTV: CSN-CH, FS-CRRadio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!The Press Kit: So many pages…Friggin’ QFriggin’ CanesFriggin’, uh, who knowsPotent PotablesThe view from above (warning: autoplay)Nobody likes winning more than himHe doesn’t even mention suckingD0LLAR$ (warning: autoplay)Will he bring another lockout with him?This was a lose-lose situation (warning: autoplay)
March 23, 2015
2015●03●23
The Magic Sask drove his sleek broadcast
seeder/ over the Saskatoon town line/ Barefoot girl sitting on the hood of
a drip irrigation system/ drinking warm beer in the freezing Saskatchewan
rain/ the bbSask pulls into town, rolls up his pants/ and together they
take a stab at romance/ and disappear down Moose Jaw Lane.
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2015●03●21: I Ain’t Broke but I’m Bad Bent: Truckstop Butterfly. Blackhawks vs Dead Presidents. GO HAWKS!!Some musical cheese to brighten your dayThe Minutiae & MundaneTime: 07:00 PM CSTTV: CSN-CH, FSSWRadio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!The Press Kit: So many pages…If you like mustaches and winning (from Friday’s practice)If you like keeping track of some dude’s ties“Big D”? Oh, I don’t knowPotent PotablesWant to pay a shitload for a green jersey?Wow, is his head ever tallKorean War vet gets a surprise presented by Savvy20 minutes of talking!GDV needs less GD (warning: autoplay)Sportsnet remembers the Capgeek creatorOkay, here’s an actual good song
2015●03●19
And now, no Hawks games until Saturday!
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- The power of the beard compels you!
- In case you’re the last person in the world to see it
- Feels!
- Enjoy Dan Carillo’s mug!
- Don’t you ruin this for me!
- ROBBLE ROBBLE
2015●03●18: Where Did You Learn To Trade, You Stupid Fucking Cunt: Glen
Garry Glen Sather. Blackhawks vs I Hate Cablevision. GO
HAWKS!!
The Minutiae &
Mundane
- Time: 07:00 PM CST
- TV: NBCSN, TVA, SN1
- Radio: WGN 720 Amplitude
Modulation - BH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!
- The Press Kit:
So many pages… - Well, what the NHL
says - Bradcia,
Bradcia, Bradcia - Rags
and Vagabonds and other disparaging terms I
guess
2015●03●17: Bronx Cheer: Nick Leddy’s Wang. Blackhawks vs. Nippon Suisan Kaisha Fish Dicks. GO HAWKS!!The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 07:30 PM CSTTV: CSN-CH, MSG2+Radio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!The Press Kit: So many pages…The stacheThe other guysThe fishiesPotent PotablesSurprise! Green stuff!He mentioned us! He mentioned us!Kimmo wants to winnoIn which Bryan Bickell’s dad kinda looks like a walrusCh-ch-ch-changes!Grasshopper’s patience pays off (warning: autoplay)
2015●03●17
No Leadpipe, eh? At least we have the
decency to keep Kane out of the lineup so the match up is more fair. I mean
Kane is no Leddy, but it’s the best we can do. Speaking of when will the
playoffs get here (although I will be seeing the Kaneless play the
Seguinless this weekend):
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- You Ever Get the Feeling an Editorialist and GM Have Different
Narratives? - He’s back from vacation, it’s awesome…Wait a second, that fuck
left the Hawks out of the Top 5. - If Toews and Kane want to
keep more of their money, the owners might not let them - Q channels Nine Inch
Nails - How Good are the
Rangers? - I just like this page
- The original Helmet decrees
Pens’ Objections
Flightless
March 16, 2015
2015●03●16
Hawks won. Thunderdome Thunderdomed. BHH
made a cool video. It was a good weekend.
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2015●03●14: I think Doug just needs to shut his mouth: Wee Willie’s Wee Knee. Blackhawks vs Dumb Cartlaginous Fish. GO HAWKS!!
The Minutiae & Mundane
- Time: 03:00 PM CST
- TV: Fukin’ NHLN-US, SN, WGN, CSN-CA
- Radio: WGN 720 Amplitude Modulation
- BH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!
- The Press Kit: So many pages…
- Q says stuff
- Their equally boring stuff
- Fear the Fin (or the Fini)
2015●03●12: Death is a YoteAnd the clouds are high in Arizona mountainsAnd a Ford roars through the night full of rainThe killer’s blood flowsBut he loads his gun againMake a grown man cry like a girlTo see the guns dying at sunsetThe Minutiae & MundaneTime: 09:00 PM CSTTV: WGN, FS-ARadio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBuzz-zzzzzzzzzzzzGame stats for your mindholeAt least he’s not lyingWhat you figure they would say about itWas 5, now 2 For HowlingPotent Potablesmore pastabalance? the internet knows not of balance
2015●03●12
There’s a game today, isn’t there? Of course it’s the last one of the night.
Here’s a long video for you. It sounds like my youth. Especially the little diddy starting at 8:50. Probably more like the 48:35 mark. There’s no Kathleen Lynch dancing around nude and destroying everything a young boy expects from the world. Maybe the video is less distorted than real life.
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2015●03●08Q: Are we not (Wo)Men?A: We are Tevo/TimoIFF: We are Tevo/TimoThe AV Club presents Silence of the Lambs live at the Jordan 23 Multiplex with the continuing premier of a Modest Proposal: The Social Media EventThe Minutiae &
Mundane
- Time: 06:30 PM CST
- TV: NBCSN (timmad
dog) - Radio: WGN 720
Amplitude Modulation - Buzz-zzzzzzzzzzzz
- Game
stats for your mindhole - The “Something could happen” and/or other
things Q says - They’re rested
- What the local dunderheads are
thinking
2015●03●06: There’s a hockey game on tonight. The Chicago bbBlackhawks
are playing against the Edmonton Oiler concussion mump ponies. Please win,
Chicago hockey players, then I don’t have to fill in a hurt feelings
report. Thanks, guys.
The
Minutiae & Mundane
- Time: 07:30 PM CST
- TV:
CSN+, RSEO - Radio: WGN 720
Amplitude Modulation - Buzz-zzzzzzzzzzzz
- The Oilers shun Teuvo too
- Copper?
That’s totally orange
2015●03●02: Hawkcoyoteflyersharkcatdog do the Baby Lambo Limbo: Hawks vs. Shitty WHA Team. GO HAWKS!!The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 07:30 PM CSTTV: CSN-CH, FSCRRadio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBuzz-zzzzzzzzzzzzGame stats for your mindholeThe “Something could happen” and/or other things Q saysCanes preview page (who are these guys?)At least one of the Carolinas is probably involvedPotent PotablesOur new Old Guy™ after his first Hawks practiceVermette conference call (warning: boring)More on Timonen and Vermette, and notesGood-bye Smitty, hello AndyThe running tab of trade activity
2015●03●02
Welcome, dear Reader, to this choose
your own adventure trade version of the links! You are a young hockey
player. Your GM (who smells of whiskey, hatred and desperation) approaches
with a shit eating grin on his face. He pats you on the back and says, “You
done good, kid. We liked you lots. But we had to move on. Good luck… just
not against us… heh heh heh (*hack* *cough*).” You say, “Thanks, big guy.
I’ll always remember my time here…” (Now, choose an option
below)
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- And you think to yourself, “Thank
sweet Jeebus I’m out of Edmonton.” - And you think to yourself, “Bill
Burr was right.” - And you think to yourself, “Is
Mike Keenan still there?” - And you think to yourself,
“Babcock is no Q, but he’ll do.” - And you think to yourself, “Meh.
Even I don’t really care about this.” - And you think to yourself,
“HAHAHAHAHAHA.” - Vermette.
TCI. - Vermette
excited.
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