20150506 - Rollin’ Rollin’Rollin’ Keep them doggies rollin’

If I recall correctly, 2010 was the last time this team enjoyed a 3-0 lead in a series. That doesn’t mean the same results will happen this year, but the all-around play of the team does suggest a similar sort of inevitability. When it’s all done, we may well consider this lineup to be the best of the Daydream Nation era.

After that game, it’s time we turn to Stinky Wizzleteats to cap it off.

2015●05●05: You’re Just a Little Piece of Competition: Bastard From a Basket. Bastard From a Basket! You’re a Bastard From a Basket! Blackhawks vs. Yeo-Stained Wretches. GO HAWKS!!!The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 7:00 PMTV: CBC, TVA, NBCSNRadio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!The Press Kit: So many pages…Q SauceYeogurtNorthern pike and walleyesPotent PotablesStuff’s going to happen tonightBesides being dreamy and stuffAs long as there’s no Nicholas CageShifty (warning: autoplay)Oh the cruel irony!Never disagree with the family (warning: autoplay)Bananaphone! (video)The poor Flams

150505: Happy Cinco De Mayo

In honor of that which does not exist:



Now bring on the effing game already. Cheesewhiz Crackers.

20150504 - Return of the Links

For the first time in a while, there’s really nothing to complain about. But I’m sure some will find it easy to point out that something to everything is wrong.

Going to Minnesota. Hard to know what to expect there, it’s a weird place.

2015●05●03: Beg For the Blood: Give Me the Blood, Lord, and Let Me Get Away. Blackhawks vs Minnesota Howlin’ Hypocrits. GO HAWKS!!!The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 7:30 PMTV: NBCSN, CBC, SN360, TVA2Radio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!The Press Kit: So many pages…Shout, shout, let all the cliches out!Pictures of matchstick men and YeoJoin in the goalie chantPotent PotablesI’m a loser baby so why don’t you bench meWill you still skate me, will you still play me, when I’m 64?They can feel it skating in the air tonightGot a black magic weaponHe’s doin’ alright, gettin’ good shiftsHe got the right stuff baby, oh oh oh oh ohThat’s when I fell for the leader of the gameHe moves in mysterious ways

20150503

Here’s to hoping Kane get’s a little freaky on the Wild

That's Hockey, baby.

Let’s relive Stormborne’s first playoff GWG

2015●05●01: Stop Crying, You Sniveling Ass Stop your Nonsense: You’re Just the Afterbirth.You Slithered Out of Your Mother’s Filth. Blackhawks vs Overpaid Minnetonka Blue Oxen. GO HAWKS!!!The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 8:30 PMTV: NBCSN, SN, TVA2Radio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!The Press Kit: So many pages…Q says it allYeo, boooooyeeeeeeeeThis is their time. If not this year, then next year.Potent PotablesDarlingTurboPickle-oWhen you get into the real world, you can’t just walk up to the office pest and start shaking your gloves like, “You wanna go?”Old guys comment on current guysKronwall Kronwalled. Feels Kronwalled.Dangle. Dangle. They oughta take a rope and hangle.Second RoundGoesBrown