2015●04●01

Words

• The season is over. Fire Everyone.
• If Buff helps the Kings get in, I’ll never forgive
• 5 things
• A slasher flick
• VerPromise

2015●03●31

Words

• Back in the thick of it


• Can’t get enough of your saves, baby (warning: autoplay)


• The Pleasure Principle


• We can rebuild him. We have the technology.


• Death Watch


• Blues lose, can Tarasenko move hooves?


• Just Say No (to throwing stuff)

2015●03●30: Dactylic Hexameter of the Damned: Tarnish of The Silver Age. Blackhawks vs Bleeding Black. GO HAWKS!!The Minutiae & MundaneTime: 7:30 PMTV: CSN-CH, NBCSNRadio: WGN 720 Amplitude ModulationBH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!The Press Kit: So many pages…Optional morning skate so no post-practice video. Here’s Toews’s game-winner from last nightSourpuss talks about Carter’s “package” among other thingsHeh heh “jewels”Potent PotablesABroad’s back! Other things happened elsewhere!Today’s playoffs pictureBut they’re old and slow!Next time move the phone a little farther away (video)Please don’t mention “the Kings’ D” again (warning: autoplay)Powder wants to playMassive Forehead Dented

Frozen Four Thunderdome Pool Results

March 30, 2015

2015●03●30
Toews isn’t normal. He’s: a. a hero; b.
a closer; c. not a quitter; d. awesome at his job; e. all of the above and
more.

Words

• Dr. Toewslove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Enjoy
  Hockey
• Biting the Hand that Once Fed
  You
• We’re Doooomed… Oh… uh… We’re Sort of Doing
  OK?
• TT is Key
• More Toews: Hockey Winner
• McNeill Waits
  Turn

Guessing VDM is out sick or something

2015●03●29: South of the Wall, North of the Neck: House Dustin’s

Ironborn. Blackhawks vs Manitoba Snow Bastards. GO HAWKS!!

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The
Minutiae & MundaneTime: 7:30pmTV:
CSN-CH

Radio: WGN 720 Amplitude Modulation

BH
Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!

The Press
Kit: So many pages…

No
Q at morning skate today, no practice yesterday, so here’s Q’s postgame
from Friday

preview still
frozen

Peg o’ Their
Hearts

It doesn’t really matter that much, you know. It’s all good.

2015●03●27: **INSERT BLOW-JOB JOKE**:** INSERT RICK NASH WIENER JOKE**.

Blackhawks vs Crappy Expansion Team In The Middle of Nowhere. GO
HAWKS!!

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The Minutiae &
Mundane

• Time: 7:30pm
• TV: CSN-CH
• Radio: WGN 720 Amplitude Modulation
• BH Buzz-zzzzzzzzz!
• The Press Kit: So many pages…
• We’re
  not coasting to the playoffs. Honest.
• We’re not
  coasting to the offseason. Honest.
• The Ol’ Grey Cannon Ain’t What It Used to
  be

2015●03●27

Words

• They were saying
  Booooooffalol
• The Rad U Love
• Put this in your stat holes
• What to watch
• wow
• Still not calling them the
  Leaves