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2015∙11∙21 GDT: Granola- Eating Surrender Monkeys: Statutory Misdemeanor . Blackhawks vs. George Michael and Don Johnson. GO HAWKS!!

Dorp translation:Well, it’s the used-to-be-hated dragon slayers who nowadays define irrelevant. Another waste of a hockey game, no one gives a fuck. But to get that end of year bonus I gotta crank the wordz or bbbhh says he’s going to have a petit mal seizure which you recognize by having a vacant stare and drooling a little bit. So, status epilepticus for most of this blog. Ok bb, words: those rascally Canucks have a statue in front of their crappy arena with a guy holding a surrender flag-and there’s some Frenchies on the team, so…and then their other logo is a hair-bearing, plaid-wearing, curating, artisanal chai double-shot latte-sipping lumbersexual, so fucking appropriate it hurts my appendix to even think about it. Hey that reminds me of Dorp also but add tree frog-fucking to the description. Anyway, Dorp informed me that he's undecided: Should he hike Rincón de la Vieja this weekend or stay in the city? On second thought, some couchsurfers from Portland are coming down for a microbrew tour, and he'll probably just host them..and show them his HOF lumbersexuals team pic with George and Don. So there ya go. GO HAWKS!!

inspiration: bbSask
earmeat:   zamm