We get it. You're too cool for brackets

2015-10-01 GDT: I'm a Crawlin' Kingsnake Baby, and I Rules My Den: Olfactory Overload. Blackhawks vs Rack Off Molls. GO HAWKS!!

Or: The crawling kingsnake thing is a blues song by Big Bill Broonzy. The Blues smell bad. Line from movie Puberty Blues. Blackhawks are playing the blues tonight

 

Official 17-seconds Game Preview: Someone will win. Everyone will forget who almost immediately.