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2015∙12∙20 Sister Ray @ Where Do I Begin: 3, 2, 1, PARTY! Join SpongeQ and his friends for some fast-paced, bubble-bursting mayhem. Pop bubbles as fast as you can for the high seed!

literal translation: 
  • 2015∙12∙20: today's date
  • Sister: Of or being one of an identical, related, or homologous pair 
  • Ray: Any of various cartilaginous fishes of the superorder Batoidea 
  • @: symbol representing the word 'at' meaning the sentence's subject is in the same location as the prepositional phrase's subject
  • "Where Do I Begin" - Chemical Brothers: Sunday morning I'm waking up ~ Can't even focus on a coffee cup ~ Don't even know whose bed I'm in ~ Where do I start ~ Where do I begin
  • 3, 2, 1, PARTY! Join SpongeQ and his friends for some fast-paced, bubble-bursting mayhem. Pop bubbles as fast as you can for the high seed!: This is the sell blurb for a "Bejeweled"-style SpongeBob game with "Q" replacing "Bob" and "seed" replacing "score"in order to make the blurb more relevant to the Blackhawks and Sharks situation. The Sharks are currently a bubble playoff team in danger of falling out of a playoff spot with every other division rival being within 4 points of them. Not only are they in danger of being passed by two division rivals today, but they also have the potential to be surpassed in points by every Central Division team for Wild Card seedings. The Blackhawks could weaken the Sha-arks playoff chance with 2 points today while simultaneously improving their own seeding.
LET'S GO HAWKS!!

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earmeat:   zamm