Dorp translation: It's Star Wars, Dorp! That means Princess Amidala...Natalie Portman!
As I do ponder o’er the galaxy, Rememb’ring thee, hence shall my worries jet. To know I have thy love doth set me free, Thou art a feast that doth mine hunger whet. Love hath no evil dark side—never, nay, Love, like a sprite, doth dance upon the heart, Love, like a blaster shot, doth fire convey, Love is an actor in a perfect part. O love, let us make haste to Tatooine, For yonder love doth wait on our behest. My thoughts of thee run rampant, near obscene, I cherish thy devotion, well express’d. No laser or lightsaber do I fear, Thy love shall answer all: thou hast no peer. Yes, it's a Star Wars Shakespeare Generator. GO HAWKS!!
