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2015∙12∙22 GDT: Thine Beloved Blackhawks visit Sharp, Oduya and Niemi in Hell

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LET'S GO HAWKS!!

 
 
I mean, it's not exactly hell. In fact, it's 67 degrees (F) 3 days before Christmas. It's pretty much downright pleasant. But this place is full of Dallas fans which are most notable for being Cowboys fans, and then, when the Cowboys have been mathematically eliminated, jumping ship to which ever team is doing better between the Mavs, the Texans and the Stars.
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